I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
pray to the hookup gods
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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