belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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