Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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