I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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