We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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