i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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