She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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