Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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