when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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