His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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