i permit you to call me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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