Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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