I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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