I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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