I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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