Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
