I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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