Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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