You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Randomize
