I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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