You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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