did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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