This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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