I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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