the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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