did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
