Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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