what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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