i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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