My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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