just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
