I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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