Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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