I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i think i just lost a toe
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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