I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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