You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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