I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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