listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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