I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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