why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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