What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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