I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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