I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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