By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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