Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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