Are we in a gay sports bar?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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