so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
