Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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