I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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