How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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