just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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