Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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