how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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