man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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