This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
dude. I can hear the air.
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