yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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